Welcome to Learned Hands & the WBA
Learned Hands Podcast: the Official Podcast of the Westerosi Bar Association is thrilled to announce the creation of the Westerosi Bar Association, our format for subscribing, supporting, and engaging with the podcast. You can learn more about our membership tiers and exciting perks, like exclusive merchandise and live episodes, here, on our benefits page. Long story short, in exchange for donating to approved organizations, you can become a member of the Westerosi Bar!
So to kick off the WBA and encourage our listeners to donate some organizations doing incredible legal work, like RAICES Texas and the Transgender Law Center, we are having a donation drive! We will track every donation to you make and email us about towards fun, Learned Hands content goals.
Westerosi Bar Association Pledge Drive
GOAL 1: $2,000 in Total Donations
The Westerosi Bar Association and Learned Hands will release BRAND NEW MERCH designed by Sanrixian that will be available for purchase at the Westerosi Bar Association shop. One of the designs involves the expiration of a certain former Hand of the King who may or may not have died pooping on the potty.
BONUS: We will do a randomized drawing for four (4) WBA members who are current on their dues to receive $40 in Exclusive WBA merchandize.
Goal 2: $4,000 in Total Donations
TRIAL EPISODE # 2. Did you like the first Trial Episode, the Horny Trial of Rhaegar Targaryen? Of course you did. Then you’ll love our second trial episode that may or may not be horny (but let’s be honest will probably be horny).
BONUS: we will do a randomized drawing for four (4) WBA members who are current on their dues to receive $50 in Exclusive WBA merchandize.
Goal 2: $6,000 in Total Donations
Do you think it was unjust that Rhaegar Targaryen was convicted of Horny Offenses and Sent to Horny Jail (bonk) for absconding with Lyanna Stark to the Tower of Joy? Do you think it was unjust that Rhaegar Targaryen was acquitted of Horny Offenses for crowning Lyanna as Queen of Love and Beauty? Then if we get $6,000 in total donations we are granting both the Horny People of Westeros AND Rhaegar Targaryen the right to APPEAL the verdict from Episode 15, before a panel of qualified Justiciar-level WBA members.
So, what are you waiting for? Make your donations and apply now!
Here is the current list of organizations we are supporting and have approved: